Vegeta and Bulma are like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Surprisingly, there are strong similarities between the two couples.

Vegeta and Kanye both have had their “bad guy” phases.

Vegeta attacked Earth trying to steal the Dragon Balls, and Kanye stole the stage at the VMA’s to transfer Taylor Swift’s award shine onto Beyonce.

Bulma and Kim were also “bad girls” in their pasts too, as both women weren’t afraid to show some skin to get ahead and acquire fame and power.

They also come from rich and successful families, specifically their fathers: Bulma being the daughter of the man who invented technology to store any item, even a house, into a tiny capsule, and Kim being born from a nationally recognized attorney father to then having a former Olympic athlete as her step-father.)

As two men who never smile in pictures, Vegeta and Kanye were the last men expected to be the ones to turn these h’s into housewives. But a closer look at their marriages may reveal that these men said “I do” out of strategy and not just sexuality.

First off, and even though most of his race is extinct and he has no subjects, Vegeta does come from royalty, so it makes socio-economic sense for the Prince of All Saiyans to match up with the Princess of the Capsule Corporation, but Vegeta also gained access to exclusive resources through his relationship with Bulma.

The context here is that Vegeta was not only beaten by Goku, but then shown up again as Goku was the first to become a legendary Super Saiyan, which questioned Vegeta’s credibility as true heir to the Saiyan throne.

However, it was with Capsule Corp. technology that Vegeta was able to train under 450x Earth’s normal gravity, and travel to outer space for further development in solitude, which later resulted in him also becoming a Super Saiyan and achieving a power level well above his rival Goku.

Likewise, Kanye was down and out after his failed clothing line venture landed him $53 million in debt. However, Kanye would (allegedly) quickly find relief after sharing a joint bank account with Kim as she cashed out an $80 million check from a successful video game development.

Despite the rumors, stigma, and reputation of these women, both men saw great opportunity in a long-term commitment, and gained access to resources that helped them achieve their goals.

All they had to do was put a baby in them, and the rest of the world would become their play thing.

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MGTOW

Although MGTOW men avoid marriage as a strategy to protect their freedom and finances, Vegeta and Kanye managed to marry up and achieve more than they could on their own.

For a group of men that often famously recite “the juice isn’t worth the squeeze” regarding the value of a modern relationship with a woman, on the contrary, Vegeta and Kanye’s cups runneth over after settling into their marriages.

Yes, they did have to bite the bullet settling with post-wall women with storied sexual histories, but nonetheless they upped their social rank and economic ability with this vertical move.

Despite it all, it is undeniable that both Bulma Brief and Kim Kardashian are talented entrepreneurial women, and being the 2nd generation of rich and successful parents, it is safe to call them both “princesses”.

So, MGTOW guys, if women these days aren’t really bringing anything to the table, then only take a seat at the table if the woman already has a full house.


Where have all the good men gone?” The peasant women will ask.

“Out slaying dragons” A wise man will answer. “They won’t settle for anything less than a princess these days.”


So go your own way, and I’ll see you on the Far Side

– Monk Moon Base

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